Do Not Read This – Lest You Misunderstand “Verve of an S-Wife”

By Dr. (Prof. ) Pramod K Chopra

She already holds the title of ‘S’ i.e., smart but to emphasise the point further she can be described as sweet, beautiful and charming.One can call her ‘a beauty with brains’ and rightly so for she holds a number of degree and certificates.
She puts beauty queens to shame if she participates in any beauty pageant.
On the first day itself her husband realised what was in store for him. She is ravishing and very expressive. So, she expresses her helplessness while doing household chores.She knows how tasty French fries are, but is yet to perfect the art of cooking rice and kneading dough.Spending time away from home gives her a blissful feeling and she enjoys this feeling often when she puts across the table insipid food and the husband chooses to dine out.

When the poor husband comes home for lunch, she still asks him if he would like to have lunch!
S-Wife loves preparing vegetables and fruits that require little or almost no effort in peeling, cutting. Her preferences included, potatoes, brinjals, cauliflower, cabbage, lady fingers, tomatoes etc, and the fruits she simply adores are grapes and guavas.
She has extrasensory powers and senses from senseless matters. She understands and drives meaning from meaningless words. She is creative and probes when things are crystal clear.
She has innovative solutions to problems that have been resolved. She is demanding when all demands have been met. She is persuasive and nags on issues that have been settled.

S-Wife is non-interfering as far as neighbours are concerned and limits herself to keen observation and interests in others’ wives and activities. While she is very alert about her neighbour’s activities, her own house becomes a heaven for pests and creatures.
When there is feast at home, she observes fast, which actually makes her an exceptional.And when she fasts, she sometimes eats more than usual, but remains strictly on non-cereal delicacies. She is sleepy when others are rejoicing and vice versa.
She has a fancy to defy weather while dressing up, she wears for the society.

As far as her “make up” is concerned she uses it to please the beauticians and pseudo beauty lovers of the town.S-Wife never misses out on any tele serials or beauty pageant shows and films. She is done with whatever little work she does at home and gets comfy before the 48″ screen and lovingly guides her beloved as to where to find things in the fridge.
She is an expert of social media postings for years now and is ‘productively’ uploading selfies, quotes and stories on moral values, vacation pictures, birthday bashes and anniversaries on WhatsApp and Facebook.

She is always successful when she uses her charm as weapon on her husband.
She is clueless about what Trump is to India, Parliament is to politicians and Union Budget just bounces away.When angry S-Wife won’t speak but her body language can make anyone a master of nonverbal communication.Last, but not the least, she still prays for the same (or the same type of) husband in future lives.Have you seen or been an S-wife! Good luck!!

Dr (Prof) Pramod K Chopra is a Professor of Management studies. Views expressed are personal.