Confused Comey s covfefe cocktail!

Washington June 10 (IANS) It was billed as the greatest show in town rivalling what was supposed to be a nail-biting India-Pakistan cricket match. All TV remotes across America pointed to the Capitol Hill where a high political drama was unfolding.


Washington s watering holes opened much before the regular noon hour offering a ringside view of a fired bitter FBI chief James Comey lobbing an L bomb at the POTUS on multiple TV screens.

An Irish Pub offered Covfefe Cocktails celebrating the mysterious word invented by Donald Trump the new sheriff in town to go with it.

Some proffered Covfefe Coffee with free wifi for hooky players pretending to work. A Texas bar had Impeachment Bad Hombres and presciently Drop the Bomb on the menu.

Throwing Trump s own words at him Comey accused the President of firing him not to lift the poor morale at an FBI in turmoil due to his mishandling of Hillary Clinton s email scandal but because of that Russia thing on his mind.

Branding White House s shifting explanations as lies plain and simple the former top cop was left confused by his firing after being told he was doing a great job.

Yet Comey admitted that he had at the direction of then Attorney General Loretta Lynch relabelled the Clinton scandal investigation as a matter using a Clinton campaign formulation.

And then confused and concerned as he was Comey used this very pretext to usurp the Justice Department s authority in calling Clinton extremely careless and yet letting her go as if he were the only honest cop in town.

The POTUS Comey claimed had also sought a loyalty pledge at a one-on-one dinner at the White House a week after his inauguration. Instead he had offered honest loyalty whatever that meant.

Then a day after firing his first National Security Adviser Michael Flynn Trump after kicking out the Vice President and his chief of staff told him I hope you can let Flynn go. He is a good guy.

But so stunned was he by the conversation that Comey didn t tell the newly-installed President that it was an inappropriate request.

Nor did he report to his superiors at the Justice Department as he was required to do and simply jotted down an unclassified memo because he feared Trump might lie about the nature of our meeting one day.

Comey admitted that Trump did not ask him in his words to drop either the Flynn investigation or the broader Russia probe even as he took it as a direction that he intended to disobey.

Former president Barack Obama s prettiest Desi former California attorney general Kamala Harris chipped in wondering if it wasn t like a robber held a gun to somebody s head and said I hope you will give me your wallet.

In late March Comey testified Trump again called him at the FBI to say the Russia probe was a cloud hanging over his ability to lead the country and asking what we could do to lift the cloud .

He promised to complete the probe as quickly as we could but would not say in public what he had assured Trump thrice in private that he personally was not under investigation to avoid a J Edgar Hoover like situation.

Yet Comey seemed to be following the path of the legendary FBI chief who infamously kept dossiers on all politicians as he brazenly admitted leaking his talks with Trump to the media through a friend hoping to trigger the appointment of a special counsel.

So who gained and who lost from the Comey show that according to a CBS estimate was watched by 26 million people costing about $3.3 billion in productivity?

It was a good day for elated Trump critics who smelled an obstruction of justice case against the novice President.

It wasn t a bad day either for the tweeter-in-chief as Comey confirmed that Trump wasn t under the FBI scanner and in theory the President could commit no crime in doing what he was accused of.

Despite so many false statements and lies total and complete vindication...and WOW Comey is a leaker! fired a twitchy thumbed Trump on the morrow.

In far off Moscow Vladimir Putin told filmmaker Oliver Stone: I am not a woman so I don t have bad days. And with the Russia pot boiling in America he is unlikely to have one anytime soon.

(Arun Kumar can be contacted at arun.kumar@ians.in)

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